*Tempestmoon

My husband, Myself, Jason and Daniel Yi were all staying in the one hotel room up in Sacramento for Matt and Melissa's wedding.

One thing about mine and my husband's circle of friends is that we love to mess with one another.
If you're the first to pass out, for any reason, we are going to draw on you with sharpie, or take photo's of embarrassing silhouettes or, well, you get the idea.
Mature, we are not.

I get very badly carsick so I got to ride shotgun all the entire 8 hour car ride meaning my husband and Jason had to sit in the back (Daniel was only one of the rental agreement so he was driving)

Because of my husbands' height and size, six foot six inches tall, he didn't fit on the dodgy hotel beds and slept on the floor, so I had a bed all to myself whilst everyone else had to share also.
Plus, the previous night our friend Nam had gotten drunk at dinner and I have painted him up with red lipgloss and purple eyeshadow in the car whilst driving home because he had passed out.

So at the reception, the caterers poured the champagne for the toast and then put the large bottles to the side on the "help yourself" table and no one else was touching them, and I love champagne so I went over and got myself a bottle and started downing champers quite happily.

We get back to the hotel at about 10pm, I've been drinking champagne since 6ish, and I promptly pass out on my bed.

Sometime later, I semi woke up but was mostly still drunkyface and thought there were bees on my face. The asleep part of my brain was dreaming and the awake part of my brain was telling me my friends were messing with me because it was totally my turn to get messed with and I had passed out first, got a bed to myself and got to ride in the front seat.
I was due for it.

Long story short, I punched myself in the face trying to get the bees/my friends off, split my lip open and bleed all over the pillow and was too drunk to do anything but roll over and go back to sleep.

My husband and his friends were so amused when I told them what happened in the morning.

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